A Friday palate cleanser to send you into your Friday. Everyone can use a break from reading about the clowns who run this country and our world into the ground. There is only so much "everything sucks," "everything is terrible" and "oh my God, someone do something" that a person can take. As a means of decompressing, we invite you to enjoy this video of a woman being chased by goose in a parking lot. The goose had her reasons.

All while onlookers have their smartphones recording. Make sure the volume is up.

RUN! THE GOOSE GONNA KILL YOU!

The backstory is what truly makes this an all-time video, compliments of our friends at Not The Bee. The video was recorded by a woman named Victoria Willard. Victoria is at work one day when her boss came in and said he was almost attacked by a goose.

As it turns out, another goose had laid eggs and, for reasons known to only the goose, made her nest in a parking lot near cars and predators. Victoria did the only thing she could do. She sat at the window with her smartphone out waiting to record the goose guard attacking someone else. Why? Because it's hilarious to see someone get attacked by a bird.

You come for the bird attack. You stay for the woman running in terror while Victoria's coworker laughs his ass off. It's 10/10 content.

Victoria followed up to say the eggs hatched, and both mother and babies are doing fine. Also, it's safe to go back to work.

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