The government likes to hoard. Fancy office furniture, taxpayer money, and now... naked pictures. File this one away for reference whenever a closet sleaze demands "more funding." Uncle Sam is running after your nudes, chubby hands out for a squeeze. At least according to data procured by a security analyst working with The Daily Beast.

Apparently certain government computer-users have been drooling over dirty pictures of unsuspecting women (and maybe men). Not making this up (but wish I were). Welcome to 2018. It's gross.

The data shows Anon-IB users connecting from U.S. Senate, Navy, and other government computers, including the Executive Office of the President, even as senators push for a bill that would further combat the practice, and after the military’s own recent revenge-porn crisis.

“Wow tig ol bitties. You have any nudes to share?” someone wrote in November, underneath a photo of a woman who apparently works in D.C., while connecting from an IP address registered to the U.S. Senate.

“Girl I know from [location redacted]. She was a [college redacted] and has the best tits I’ve ever seen,” another message from the Senate IP address reads. “I would love to find some wins.”

Um.

Here's an idea. Maybe government prunes shouldn't be using work computers to peep n00dz. Personal life and work boundaries. Have them.

It gets worse:

Startlingly, at least one post is linked to the Executive Office of the President, according to the data cache.

“I have wins if anyone is ready to post. First one is free,” the Anon-IB member writes, after naming a woman and sharing an image. To be clear, the Executive Office of the President includes a wide range of agencies, such as the National Security Council, the Office of Science and Technology Policy, and the Office of the President.

It is not totally clear which specific organization the poster may be based in, but online records suggest it could be the Office of Administration or the Office of Management and Budget.

These aren't just government workers taking a quick trip to the spank bank over some PornHub during luncheons of crumpets and tea. Revenge porn often consists of personal photos originally shared or taken in confidence. Sometimes the photos have been stolen from complete strangers via data breaches.

So not only are federal workers feasting their beady eyes on non-consenting bewbs (or man chesticles), they're also posting them. Using government resources all the while. Replace "government resources" with "your tax dollars at work." Lovely.

Now take this garbage and pair it with: This Law Lets Congress Settle Sexual Harassment Cases Secretly. Guess Who Foots the Bill. No wonder D.C. is currently waging war on itself in attempts to oust all that federal creepage. And why the federal creepage is doing its darndest to protect their pervy selves. Hell hath no fury like a tallywhacker tug-off.

The government sucks at a great many things. Not a mystery why many Americans don't want the government all up in our privacy (read Dear Wimps Willing to Exchange Liberty for 'Safety'). Take notes.

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