If Ron DeSantis is America's Governor, Grady Judd is America's Sheriff. There are few people we enjoy writing about more at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website than the Polk County #1 lawman. Sheriff Judd has a swagger about him as he regales the press with tales of justice being served. Sometimes the perp goes quietly. Other times there is a conflict. And on occasion, the perp catches a bullet in the penis.

Here now is America's Sheriff to tell you more.

...and once in the groin, and we've changed the looks of his groin forever. If you know what I mean.

Yes. Yes, I do think I know what you mean.

Yo DJ, drop that joint!

For those of you who care about things like "context" and can't just enjoy hearing about a hoodlum shot in the dick, a thirty-year-old man was trying to set a house on fire with Molotov cocktails. There was a highway pursuit. Polk County's finest stopped the perp's vehicle. The perp exited his vehicle and came at the police with two guns. And that's when his dingly dangly got swiss cheese'd up.

The perp was treated at a local hospital for non life-threatening gunshot wounds. Though considering where one of those wounds is, the perp may have preferred them to be life-threatening. Now he has to live a next few years without his freedom or a functioning weiner.

It doesn't matter if you're a looter, a cop being flimflammed by a hooker or a Disney employee. You will respect Grady Judd's authority.

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