It takes a real scumbag to prey on an old woman. That's why the comeuppance is so much sweeter when a thug finds out the hard way he chose to wrong old broad to attack. One DC hoodlum found that out when he attacked "Grandma." Protip: when you target an old woman who is known as "Grandma" by any entire neighborhood, you're in trouble.

Worse, Grandma was on her way to chemo, as local Washington DC news reports.

“Next thing I know, he walked up talking about, 'give me your keys, I got a gun.' I said, 'baby, you better shoot me, because you’re not taking my car.'”

A fifteen-year-old was about to learn about the consequences of his actions. Also, be exposed as a pussy. You're young and fifteen. She's an elderly woman suffering from cancer. You're a big enough loser targeting the elderly. When you then fail to do so, you're a laughing stock among the other thugs and criminals.

Also, I think Grandma is my new hero:

"He pushed me to the door and I got up and I grabbed him and was hitting his ass, and hitting him and fighting him and I said, 'you not going to take my car, youngin.''

At this point, neighbors heard Grandma screaming. Again, this woman is known as "Grandma" to an entire neighborhood. That neighborhood chased the carjacker down.

Some details are missing in the story, such as what happened when he was caught. But according to the police report the scumbag left in an ambulance. I won't fault the neighbors being too busy jolly stomping this guy to think to record themselves doing so. It just would have been nice. You know, for content and posterity's sake.

The thug is in jail. Grandma made it to chemo and joins our list of bad-ass grannies teaching the youth how it's done.

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