By now, the number of Kavanaugh accusers is about the same as the number of fat cells in Michael Moore's blubbery butt. Though the one thing missing in each case is a single shred of hard evidence. How convenient. Well, one of the accusers has successfully been exposed as a lying liar who lies.

Chuck Grassley is hoping to make him pay for his deception:

The Senate Judiciary Committee asked the FBI Saturday to investigate a man who made an unfounded rape claim against Supreme Court nominee Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh and then later recanted, saying the man had acted in bad faith.

Chairman Charles E. Grassley said the committee had to waste resources tracking down the claim by the man, who said Judge Kavanaugh raped one of his friends back in the 1980s. The man said he and another friend went to beat Judge Kavanaugh up — then said he recognized him recently when television showed Judge Kavanaugh after he was nominated to the high court.

Mr. Grassley didn’t name the man, but after reporters tracked him down he recanted.

See, making up fake tales of raperyis a thing.

Obviously, this doesn't automatically mean Christine Ford is lying. What it does mean is "believing the accuser" without scratching below the surface sets us up for some pretty big boo-boos.

Had everyone accepted this douchenozzle's story without doing any digging, Kavanaugh's life would be over and Lyin' Larry over here would be a lefty folk hero. Alas, the pesky truth steps in to blow another leftist fantasy to smithereens.

This is why it's always important not to jump to conclusions. Why courts and lawyer folks go by facts, not stories. Shockingly, lying is a thing people do. Like this butt-dumpling here did with his false claims of Brett getting his rape on at sea. Now, it looks like the accuser might very well suffer some consequences. Good.

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