CNN, the network that insists you take it seriously, has officially announced a lineup of who's who in the zoo for its new coronavirus dinner party. Among them is activist Greta Thunberg, best known for saying "how dare you" to the mommies and daddies ignoring her crying about a changing climate.

CNN is sure doing its best to keep their fake news brand going strong.

• A former CDC Director: fair
• A former HHS secretary: fair
• A current minor and muse for socialist muralists in San Francisco: ...why?

For those "conservatives" who think any criticism of a news network is somehow an attack on free-speech and the First Amendment, no. Go adjust your face-mask and praise yourself for caring more about old people than everyone else who clearly doesn't.

CNN can put whatever it wants on a panel for the Kung Flu. I'm just thinking maybe it would be more valuable for CNN to swap Thunberg for plastic vomit. At least the plastic vomit serves a greater purpose beyond creeping us out while trying to shame us for not doing enough. Even though we shut down the global economy. Plastic vomit understands what we need. Thunberg understands scowl faces. And why movie directors always use young girls in horror movies.

CNN doesn't have to use plastic vomit. What about Big Bird? Hear me out. Big Bird, being a bird and being big, is elevated above the rest of us and therefore breathes thinner air. Air which probably has fewer COVID positive particles. Furthermore, he's yellow and fluffy. His yellow fluffiness has no bearing on anything, but based on Thunberg being on a panel about coronavirus, I don't think we care about merit. I don't make the rules, I just mock them.

All I know is Cookie Monster is still busy in the UK instituting knife-control, Oscar the Grouch isn't hygienic enough to talk about disease measures, and Elmo has a pedophile's hand up his pooper.

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