Who has two thumbs sticking up North Korea's dark places? Obama. And his either imbecilic, incompetent, or purposefully dangerous lackeys in his administration. Because as it so happens, it was "suspected" *cough* known *cough* that North Korea had the capacity to miniaturize nukes for ICBMs. In 2013.

During an April 11, 2013, House Armed Services Committee hearing, Congressman Doug Lamborn, R-Colo., inadvertently revealed several unclassified sentences from a DIA (Defense Intelligence Agency) report that said DIA had determined with “moderate confidence” that North Korea has the capability to make a nuclear weapon small enough to be launched with a ballistic missile.

Pull out your calculators, STEM students. That was over four years and one president ago. Remember that before blaming the Cheetoh King for Little Kim's bombastic ways.

The Director of National Intelligence and Obama officials subsequently tried to dismiss Lamborn’s disclosure by claiming the DIA assessment was an outlier that did not reflect the views of the rest of the U.S. Intelligence Community.

Lemme translate: Obama officials "subsequently tried" to cover their mooning asses after being pantsed by Congressman Lamborn. In a sloppy attempt to pull up their flaming pantaloons, they singed their pasty, lying posteriors.

So flash forward to August 2017 (that's now, for your devoted hookah puffers), and Kim Jong Un is making ham fists at the USA, dancing happy at the DMZ, threatening to fire off some bottle rockets tipped with uranium (or plutonium. I'm not a nuclear scientist, halt your nuclear hate tweets). Meanwhile, the media is trying to blame Frankly Donald, who has as much to do with North Korea having its sticky jam hands in radioactive material as Tess Holliday has invested in Gweneth Paltrow's new line of negative size yoga pants.

Call it gross naiveté or deliberate malice, but odious policies of past administrations and failing global sanctions led North Korea down a glowing nuclear path. Not Donald Trump. What's so annoying about all this nuclear kerfuffle is the preoccupation of placing blame on an orange-coiffed tycoon. Probably because Obama is more to blame here. Read also HELL YES: General Mattis Releases Chilling Statement for North Korea and BREAKING: Trump Warns of 'Fire and Fury' if Kim Jong Un Doesn't Back Off.

Real mystery why no one trusts the media, eh?

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