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Second AmendmentJuly 01, 2021
Children's Book Uses Three Little Pigs to Explain Stupid Things Liberals Believe About Guns
Liberals have a childlike understanding of guns. This stands in opposition to Joe Biden, who is a complete bleeding moron in the matter and surrounds himself with imbeciles. But liberals by and large are children when it comes to understanding gun rights. All they know is that guns are scary and please Daddy Biden, take them away from people.
The best way to explain things to children is with children's stories, as this video tries to do. It's the tale of survival involving three little pigs, a big bad wolf, the internet, and a boomstick.
The Three Little Pigs Learn About Gun Control (Book Reading)youtu.be
Not that the wolf didn't make mistakes himself. If I had two pigs throwing themselves at me like this, I wouldn't just bite into them. I'd do a whole hog roast. Call up the wolf who ate Little Red Riding Hood's meemaw. Tell the witch from Hansel and Gretel to bring dessert. Get one of the king's horses to push Humpty Dumpty off the wall and make some deviled eggs. We'd be having a cookout in the Enchanted Forest!
Besides the obvious anti-gun-control parable, it also serves as a great analogy for how to handle problems like a grown-up. One little pig complained on Twitter. One little pig expected the government to fix things. One little pig took matters into his own hands and solved his own problems. He was the only little pig who didn't become wolf chow.
Actions speak louder than words. Maybe someone can write a children's book to explain that to the Republican Party.
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