We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website are connoisseurs of the "Good Guy with a Gun" genre. Anytime a patriotic American uses his second amendment rights to protect his family or mock an intruder for being a crying little biyatch, it warms the heart. But this story makes me want to pet a bald eagle while eating an entire apple pie and listening to Ron Swanson read the Constitution to me. Meet Raj Patel.

Raj is an immigrant to America who has owned a gas station for over twenty years. A hooligan tried robbing Raj's store with a firearm. Raj had a gun of his own. You don't mess with Raj.

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"I love people, and I love my customers. It's a great community. I came from another country, but they teach me everything I need to learn from here."

What makes the story is listening to Raj's neighbors sing his praises. Raj donated to his local community center and library. Raj is even the grand marshall of the 4th of July parade. Everyone loves Raj, except, mayhaps, for the nogoodnik who tried robbing him.

"I just wanted to teach him the lesson that robbing and stealing is not okay."

No, Raj, it's not. But you most certainly are. God bless you!

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