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'Tis the season! Porch piracy has become our latest holiday tradition under the Biden presidency. Well, "our" is the wrong word. Some of us who live in real America decorate our homes with inflatables. Others in the more progressive areas, where stealing is less a crime as much as a suggestion not to, celebrate by stealing your latest Amazon haul from your front stoop.

You can expect more of it as Bidenomics continues to make *waves hands* EVERYTHING too expensive for people to pay for themselves. You have to be careful, though. As you creep up on the porch and try to snatch the box sitting on the welcome mat, you never know if the homeowner is watching ... with a really big gun. One nogoodnik found this out the hard way.

Standard viral video disclaimers. Allow for missing context. Not sure where this is from, other than it's snowy there. I just found it funny as hell.

There's something satisfying about watching punks get their comeuppance. We've seen it with a porch pirate pooping his pants and another who timed his heist way wrong. What makes this video awesome is the way my dude with the gun made the thief come back. He didn't just drop the package and run. He made the guy walk back to the porch and put the package back where he found it. For no other reason than he had a really big gun and he wanted to make things as embarrassing as possible.

Porch piracy has increased as more and more people make use of Amazon Prime. On one hand, shopping via the internet prevents you from having to leave your house and deal with obnoxious store employees. On the other hand, the delivery person will just drop the packages and go. Leaving them ripe for the picking of the local criminal element.

Sometimes you get away with it. Sometimes, you're on the wrong end of the gun. Hopefully the next house the thief robs from, he finds a new pair of pants. He no doubt needs to change the ones he has on.

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