Gwyneth Paltrow has made headlines yet again, but luckily, the story isn't about her putting ozone gas up her rectum this time. Thank heavens.

Paltrow is currently being sued by 76-year-old optometrist Terry Sanderson over a 2016 ski collision. Sanderson initially sued her in 2019, alleging that Paltrow collided with him on a ski slope in Utah. He says the collision caused him permanent brain damage. Paltrow countersued, claiming Sanderson actually crashed into her, and also requested damages and charged the repayment of her legal fees from Sanderson.

While on the stand recently, Paltrow was asked about the ski trip that was ruined by the crash: "And he deterred you from enjoying the rest of what was a very expensive vacation." Paltrow replied, "Well I lost half a day of skiing. Yes."

These people, man.

Sanderson says Paltrow slammed into him from behind and caused a concussion, brain injury and four broken ribs, leaving him permanently disabled. But Paltrow missed half a day of skiing. The crash also apparently left her with a sore knee that was so bad, she had to get a massage afterwards. So...it's really hard to say who was dealt the worse hand.

Sanderson alleged that Paltrow also fled the scene without leaving her information, a claim Paltrow denies. She did, however, admit to screaming profanity at him, and apologized on the stand, saying, "After an incident like that when you feel hurt and violated, unfortunately adrenaline can take over, and emotion as well."

I do think it's possible that this guy is exploiting Paltrow for her wealth. These days, suing rich people for money seems to be one of America's favorite past times. But I think it's equally possible that Paltrow did crash into him, cause severe brain damage, and fled the scene because she knew she could talk her way out of it. What isn't up for debate, however, is how hilarious and insufferable Paltrow's complaints are. A sore knee, and a vacation cut short? The horror.

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Lily is a Zoomer college dropout who somehow landed a writing gig here at LwC.com. In her spare time, she enjoys going for runs, touching grass, and occasionally tweeting tweets for fellow tweeters.

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