We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website do not condone stealing in any way. We are a right-leaning blog. Not the cities of New York or Los Angeles. But if you are going to be lazy and leave a bowl of candy on your front porch so that you don't have to be bothered, you can't be surprised when this happens.

In some cultures, this is called stealing. In others, it's called boys will be boys.

Leaving the bucket out has become the go-to thing over the years. Some people are lazy. Others are nervous to answer the door. And there are those who aren't home because they loaded up a red wagon with beer, wine, and High Noons, and are drinking from their Yetis while their nieces and nephews rule the streets.

Whatever the excuse, leaving the bucket outside is common. As is neighborhood Facebook pages sharing Ring videos of kids like this young king, and saying "can you believe they did this?"

Yes. Yes, I can believe that. You left a bucket of candy out while children in masks are going from house to house. You may as well as left cat food out for the strays. Don't hate the playa, hate the... you know, the thing.

You deserve to have the candy stolen as much as you deserve the middle finger.

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