Have you been wanting a new nose? Face lift? Liposuction? Just waltz into the courts and threaten to kill yourself if you don't get it. Apparently all that you need to qualify is mental instability. And if at first you don't succeed, just sue until you get the answer you want. It worked for this transgender woman.

A U.S. government panel has ruled that a privately run Medicare plan must cover sex reassignment surgery for a Texas transgender woman, a decision her attorney said was the first of its kind.

Nano the cat-woman must be excited that it's only a matter of time before she can get her species reassignment surgery for free too.

Until May 2014, Medicare excluded all sex reassignment surgery. Since that ban was lifted, coverage decisions for surgery and other transgender health services under Medicare have been made on a case-by-case basis.

It must be tough deciphering who really needs to get new genitals. Maybe the courts have a cross dressing face-off to decide who's tranny enough.

According to Young, many transgender patients have been unable to get coverage for sex reassignment surgery because insurers or contractors hired by Medicare to make such determinations have decided the procedure is cosmetic, or not medically necessary, among other reasons.

But it is cosmetic. The whole transgender "struggle" is centered on not looking the way you want to. There's no reason why switching your girl parts into boy parts is medically necessary. Having a fake penis is never going to be critical to someone's health. And unless the Christmas special includes a magical change in your DNA, it'll never physically make a woman into a man.

Leftists have decided reality is optional, which is nothing new. But the issue here is that repercussions of leftist ideology include government mandated social approval (Read: In NYC, Using Biological Pronouns Is Illegal). "Advancements" like this court case only serve to spur on a movement that subjects everyone to an unfounded idea. If you don't adhere to the new, very specific set of social do's and dont's, you're just not open-minded enough. You must be silenced.

Think I'm crazy? Just watch the video below. No, it's not a joke.