Seems in order to be popular these days you must identify as something other than yourself. Slap a "trans" in front of...well...whatever, and voila! You're a whole new person. In the "you can be whatever you want to be so long as you just say so" vein, we present you with one of the funniest videos of the year. In my personal, humble opinion. You should take my word for it, because today I identify as a comedic critic. See?

Behold, the transgender dog prank.

As it turns out, identifying as something you're not only works if... well, if you're anything other than a big dog. Specifically a big white dog. Somehow methinks there's systemic racism buried deep in people's animosity toward Hopper.

In all seriousness if as a society we remove the line between reality and delusion, how can we draw new lines? If it's okay for a woman to identify as a dragon, why isn't okay for a Dogo Argentino to identify as a Bichon Frise? If you answered anything other than "It isn't okay," congratulations. If you're trying to excuse the trans movement, and that excuse doesn't at least touch on mental instability, please rewatch the video. After that, please familiarize yourself with "critical thinking." And please don't vote. Or drive. Maybe avoid sharp objects. You're a danger to yourself and society.

Side note: Not Gay Jared is flipping hysterical in this video. If you disagree, you're a hateful bigot. How dare you.

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