Of all the farcical minds in the world, leftists are the best at fabricating hate crime narratives. "There once was a little girl in a hijab. One day, a meanie guy in a black hoodie came up behind her. Her darkest nightmares came true." Coming to theaters near you.

Canada's cup runneth over with social justice airheads ready to jump at any semblance of "racism." Now a hate crime story by an 11-year-old Muslim girl is revealed to be a big, fatter than Tess Holliday's left thigh, lie.

Courtesy of the Daily Caller:

The story of Kwalah Noman received international coverage last week after she and her family held a press conference calling for hate crime charges against a man she claimed attacked her on her way to school.

“I felt really scared and confused,” Noman said on Friday.

She told police that while she was walking to school with her brother, a man wearing a black hoodie approached her from behind, pulled her hijab from her jacket, and cut it with scissors.

“I screamed. The man just ran away. We followed this crowd of people to be safe. He came again. He continued cutting my hijab again,” said Noman.

CNN, The Huffington Post, Al-Jazeera, The Guardian, BuzzFeed, and numerous other news outlets covered the story.

“After a detailed investigation, police have determined that the events described in the original news release did not happen,” Toronto police said in a statement.

A classic move. Predictable as Hillary blaming her frumpish waistline on the spoon from which she eats. Noticing a pattern here? Certain groups are convinced they're being oppressed and silenced by society. But when they try to source those instances of hate, whoopsies. Not in the archives. Better go to a liberal arts college and take a creative writing class. Practicing fiction makes perfect hate crime hoaxes

But progressives' hate crime stories are far from perfect. Just look at this partial list of fakery in 2017:

• HATE CRIME? Black Man Caught Defacing His Own Car With Racist Graffiti!
• HATE CRIME? ‘Racist’ Banana Peel Causes Mass Hysteria at Ole Miss. A Banana Peel!
• HATE CRIME? Soap Dispenser Fails to Work for Black Man. Leftists Accuse it of Being Racist!
• BLM Caught Red-Handed Fabricating ‘Hate Crime’ Story With Suicide Photos

Madness. Not as mad as Chelsea Manning trying to pass as a woman. Two words: dimpled chin.

Fact is, those hate crimes SJWs are so fond of protesting rarely occur. They are few and far between, like two feminists sitting next to each other eating McDonald's.

Oh look, another list of hate crime hoaxes. So many...

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