Move out of the way Hillary Clinton, Amy Schumer, and Linda Sarsour. The real feminists are here. The following protests aren't topless women barking against the oppression of a push-up bra. These are women risking their lives to make a statement against Islamic law: it's evil.

Dozens of Iranian women are being arrested for stepping outside their kitchens without their hijabs. While many face a small fine, they also face 2 months in prison. Courts are looking to increase fines to over $100,000. And there's always the risk of a good ole fashioned honor killing.

Protests against the compulsory wearing of hijabs in Iran have continued despite the arrests earlier this week of 29 women for appearing in public without a headscarf.

Symbolic protests took place throughout the country this week with women posting videos and photographs on social media of themselves standing on utility boxes, street sidewalks and other public places as they defiantly waved their hijabs.

'We are fighting against the most visible symbol of oppression,' said Masih Alinejad, who hosts the website My Stealthy Freedom where women in Iran post photos of themselves without hijabs.

Third wave feminists have made the word "feminist" cheaper than an Amy Schumer standup ticket. In America, women marched in blinding swarms all in the name of free tampons and hairy legs. Meanwhile, women in the Middle East were being stoned. While bald feminists march for their right to repulse men forever, Iranian women fight to be released from literal ownership.

Take note, feminists, real oppression is happening in Islamic countries. Violence against women. All the while SJWs continue to embrace people like Linda Sarsour, who represent Islam as tolerant and beautiful. Wrong. That's not feminism. Try again.

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