Stop what you're doing and watch this. Conservatives who complain about how much Hollywood and television hate us and everything we stand for, besides switching to decaf and going for a walk, needs to watch "Last Man Standing."

No, come on. Electing a woman now would really mean something.

I just don't think Hillary's that strong. I feel like congress could cheat on her, and she'd just look the other way. I mean, do you even agree with any of her positions?

It doesn't matter. I would vote for any woman.

Oh, really? So, like, Mrs. Hitler? Mrs. Stalin?

I think it's safe to say that they would have done a better job than their husbands. What I mean is I would vote for any woman with the necessary experience and a real shot, like Hillary.

Whatever. Support who you want it's a free country. Thanks to the army Bill did such a good job dodging.

But he got to be president, and even though Hillary got better grades at Yale law school.

Yeah, and that's probably the only time he didn't cheat.

I'd watch the whole "Ping Pong" episode, because the scene with the mother trying to get her neighbor to say why he voted for Obama might kill you from laughing so hard. SPOILER: the neighbor is a "Bla-frican American."