Though they used to be regarded as places of higher learning, modern colleges are nothing more than incubators for social justice warriors, who grow up to be professional whiners, destined to sit in their childhood bedrooms behind computers (purchased by mommy). Tweeting. Trolling. Complaining about how they can't get jobs with a gender studies degree.

So it made sense to infiltrate the crybabies cribs for a little fun. In this case, a "Students Against Sweatshops" conference. Which turned out to be another rage parade featuring generation snowflake's finest.

Lessons learned? Many. Here are just a few:

• Unions never showed up, so it was hardly a "conference." The union likely paid these diapered adults to protest for them. Par for the course.
• With few exceptions, these protesters were SJW feminists or beta-males of the ObamaCare pajama boy variety. Humanity cannot survive.
• Simply claiming a weird identity replaces the need for a functioning brain. And/or a personality. Did you see all those students who just said "I'm a pansexual" or "I'm an anarcho-communist"? Uh huh.
• Humanity cannot survive.
• Do not ask someone who claims to have PTSD how they got PTSD. It's triggering.
• Humanity cannot survive.

In other news, the "Socialism is for F*gs" T-shirts are not currently for sale. Nor will they ever be for sale in an online store when the show goes #NeverDaily. So don't tweet us about it. Seriously, stop it.

College students being practically brain dead is nothing new.

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