Buckle up, a history lesson be a-coming.

Today the Wannabe President Who Never Was, Hillary the She-Devil Herself (yes, capitalized, it's a proper noun) tweeted her disappointment in the actual president's alleged statement in referring to some countries as holes of feces.

Okay. So first of all, the alleged shithole comment. The reason so many immigrants immigrate to America, legally and illegally, is because their countries (not the individuals living there) are toilets. Run by corrupt, shitty people. Why else would you leave your homeland?

To my knowledge, Trump didn't say "Everyone who comes from Haiti is a shithole" or "Everyone from El Salvador is coated with caca." No, if I'm to understand him correctly, Trump referred to the countries themselves as sinkholes of suck.

Here, a meme before I get to smacking around the witch:

Now back to the Crowning Queen of Corruption. According to this National Review article, which is actually an excerpt from Dinesh D'Souza book, the Clintons shoved rebar up the anal cavities of Haiti, sans lubricant.

Here are a few tidbits from the full article (which you should read):

The IDB receives funding from the State Department, and some of this funding was diverted to OAS for Haitian road-building contracts. Yet an IDB auditor, Mariela Antiga, complained that the contracts were padded with “excessive costs” to build roads “no one needed.” Antiga also alleged that IDB funds were going to a construction project on private land owned by former Haitian president Rene Preval — a Clinton buddy — and several of his cronies. For her efforts to expose corruption, Antiga was promptly instructed by the IDB to pack her bags and leave Haiti.

Just a smidgen of what happened in Haiti. As usual with the Clintons, the corruption runs deep and needs more than just a single post to cover. Lemme leave you with this last bit from Dinesh:

In addition, the Clintons got their cronies to build Caracol Industrial Park, a 600-acre garment factory that was supposed to make clothes for export to the United States and create — according to Bill Clinton — 100,000 new jobs in Haiti. The project was funded by the U.S. government and cost hundreds of millions in taxpayer money, the largest single allocation of U.S. relief aid.

Yet Caracol has proven a massive failure. First, the industrial park was built on farmland and the farmers had to be moved off their property. Many of them feel they were pushed out and inadequately compensated. Some of them lost their livelihoods. Second, Caracol was supposed to include 25,000 homes for Haitian employees; in the end, the Government Accountability Office reports that only around 6,000 homes were built. Third, Caracol has created 5,000 jobs, less than 10 percent of the jobs promised. Fourth, Caracol is exporting very few products and most of the facility is abandoned. People stand outside every day looking for work, but there is no work to be had, as Haiti’s unemployment rate hovers around 40 percent.

Hillary is hoping you won't know or have forgotten what happened some eight years ago after the Haitian earthquake.

Here's what matters: Donald Trump said some words in relation to America's immigration problems. Yes, problems. Several. Don't act like you haven't noticed.

Hillary Clinton and her foundation, however, royally screwed actual Haitians immediately after the planet screwed them. So first some tectonic plates wreaked havoc in Haiti, then Hillary Clinton came along to kick them further down their hole of crap.

And now she's acting all high and mighty, throwing hand grenades in her glass castle.

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