Lots of kids are coming home, spouting leftist claptrap. One minute, little Tommy is playing with his G.I. Joes and romping around in the dirt. The next? He's calling himself Tabitha and lecturing you on the evils of toxic masculinity. Nobody knows where this lunacy comes from. But, I have a pretty good idea. Just take a look at this story. A high school history teacher is in hot water for going on an anti-Trump rant in class...

Parents are concerned a teacher is pushing her political beliefs instead of teaching world history.

Get out. Sorry, needed to put in the obvious comment you were likely screaming.

“If you have a history teacher teaching you that Trump is good then I feel really scared for you,” the woman said in the recording.

The parents of the 15-year-old student said the controversy started when the teacher had students analyze a political cartoon of President Donald Trump. The cartoon president’s head was surrounded by statements, such as “white supremacist,” “deport ‘em all,” and “neo-nazis,” among others.

“Technically, he is the immigrant,” the teacher said about President Trump. “And if he’s saying all this stuff about immigrants — and who is his wife?”

“An immigrant,” students replied.

So, if this is her take on current events, I can't wait to hear her thoughts on American history. "America was a utopia of multiculturalism, tolerance, and peace. Gender norms were nonexistent before a bunch of cis-white males invaded this land with their heteronormativity and Nazism."

This is but the latest episode in Education is Brainwashing 2017. The number of progressive wingnuts in education has our schools and universities bursting at the seams. Like Amy Schumer's Lululemons. In fact, this sort of thing happens so often, you would think schools were merely leftist indoctrination factories. Churning out little liberal automatons as often as Amy Schumer steals a joke.

Here's a crazy thought. Maybe this history teacher should be, you know, teaching history. Everyone wonders why our test scores are slipping the slope, and they theorize on how to fix it. I'm no expert, but I'd say the anti-Trump rants, preschooler sex-ed, and transgender kiddie books are a good place to start this analyzation process.

Honestly, with this quality of "education," it's no mystery why our kids are turning into braindead lemmings with blue armpit hair and BMIs of large aquatic mammals. These ideas of intersectionality, non-binary gender theory and cultural Marxism have to begin somewhere. Look no further than your neighborhood educational institution. Then look into homeschooling.

We've encountered the effects of modern education firsthand...