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"Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I wound up in this situation."

As with many videos of fans such as this, allow for missing context. Sports fans and spectators have gotten skilled in remembering to do it for the content. It is rare to have the foresight to take your smartphone out before hands are gotten.

All I can decipher is that this takes place at a little league hockey game. Why? Because hockey parents are lunatics.

Not as crazy as soccer parents. They're the literal worst. If a referee doesn't blow the whistle after your daughter bumps into another player, it's on sight. And that's before you get to weekend soccer tournaments no one wants to go to, yet you keep signing your kid up for anyway.

Hockey parents at least have a right to be crazy because a) they get up at 3 AM to drive their kids to practice, and b) unlike soccer, hockey isn't stupid.

So you'll have to forgive these two dads if a simple misunderstanding led to pandemonium. They were operating on coffee, Marlboro reds, and a lack of sleep. One guy asks another guy to move. That guy takes it the wrong way. Next thing you know, one of you has your shirt off, and you're both embarrassing yourselves. The bearded guy gets it worse.

You know the guy who gets into a barfight and bangs his chest to show how tough he is? Bearded Guy did that with the glass boards.

G'night, Nurse!

The peanut gallery was every bit as shocked by the big reveal at the end as you were.

I feel for the guy who knocked himself the f*ck out. He went from being the dad with the coolest beard to being the dad who knocks himself the f*ck out. His son's friends are going to be banging their heads into lockers and falling down in mockery for the rest of the hockey season.

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