San Francisco used to be the most profitable place for the homeless to live, but it looks like Denver is trying to take the title. For women, "transgenders," and "non-binary" people, at least, it's going to pay big time to be homeless starting in November.

According to the Daily Mail, a new program will use $2M in taxpayer funds to hand up to $12,000 to 140 homeless people. Of course, those homeless people need to be marginalized individuals. It will target women, "transgenders," and "non-binary" people for these benefits. An additional $7M from charitable organizations will also be tapped. And what are the sweet benefits that will be handed out?

The program is divided into three different groups, with 260 receiving $6,500 up front and then getting $500 a month for 12 months; another 260 will receive $1,000 a month for 12 months; and the control group of 300 will get a $50-a-month stipend to complete surveys. All participants will also get a free cell phone and a year of service.

I'm not a homeless person, and if you're reading this on your smartphone or computer right now, I doubt you are, either. But the thousands of dollars in no-strings-attached cash has me pondering identifying as a homeless "non-binary" tree nymph during my next trip to Denver.

I do wonder how Denver residents feel about the government just handing out checks to the same homeless people currently making their city unlivable for decent people. I'm sure there's at least a handful who would be irked to find that the bums who keep dropping their morning deuces next to their mailboxes are being paid $12,000 a year for the pleasure. It's not exactly what I'd like to be funding with my taxes.

But then, I'm a conservative in a red state and a small right-leaning city where no one is about to suggest residents do such a thing. Colorado is a different kind of place with a different kind of voter... The blue kind... The not-so-bright kind.

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