We totally need to drain the swamp. And what better way than making bro-cuddles with creatures from the black lagoon like Chuck Schumer? He was caught on a hot mic saying POTUS has scribbled his name in the cool book:

From the Washington Examiner:

The comments came shortly after Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's floor speech. The mic caught Schumer speaking with staffers and asking if there was "anything new?"

"Look, what we said was exactly accurate," Schumer says, referring to his initial statement after his meeting with President Trump Wednesday.

"Here's what I told him: 'Mr. President, you are much better off sometimes stepping right and sometimes step left. You have to step just in one direction, you're boxed,'" he said.

"He gets that. We are always going to work it out and it will make us more productive too," Schumer added.

Excellent. So in addition to (what looks like at this point) Chuck-e Schumer and the Pandertron 7 million Pelosi getting everything they want (read Report: Trump Cuts Deal with Schumer/Pelosi on DACA. But NOT the Wall), Chuck is also advising Trump on how to dance politically. It's giving me all the warm and fuzzy feelings. I would dance down to the border to marvel at the wall, but it's not there. A shabby fence which may or may not get repairs? Not the same thing. Do not pretend it is.

Chuck Schumer is the political equivalent of a smiling clown promising to make your day better. As he holds a butcher knife behind his back. He's not someone to cozy up to, like, work with, or whose name should be encircled in a heart on the stall's swinging door as you take care of number two. Unless it's written with his number and "call me for a romping good time of hide the sausage." In which case, carry on.

It's September 2017. Do you know where your president is?

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