Mythinformed MKE (a great follow) was yeeted off of Twitter for a while. Cousin Elon gave them their account back, and they've been unloading all the tweets they weren't able to during their time in the wilderness. One was this Howard Stern clip from the early part of the pandemic. We were only five months past fifteen days to flatten the curve.

Stern was talking to his producer BABA BOOEY when BABA BOOEY'S son returned from college. He hugged his dad, as one does when they haven't seen a parent for an extended period of time. Stern went bananas. He shamed the son and accused him of almost giving BABA BOOEY schmovid.

I missed this clip the first go around. We didn't pick up on what a corporate sellout to the government Stern had become until he accused Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers of murder. SPOILER: Rodgers was right all along. Stern went on to blame Kirstie Alley's colon cancer on her opposing government mandates.

But even early on in the pandemic when I now regretfully took part in some craziness, there was never a point where I didn't hug or show affection to family members. My guess is many other people acted the same. No matter how many virtue-signalling songs they sang about being hashtag all in this together, they were hugging family members and not walking around their homes masked up. They only pretended to be about the elbow bumps when the cameras were on and they were performing for a captive audience.

Stern is one of the few who fell for the narrative in ernest. He comes across as a recluse who did, in fact, walk around his house in a mask and refused to let loved ones get within six feet of him, let alone touch him. I wonder how many of his colleagues and employees humored on camera but were then laughing at him in the privacy of their own homes.

I also feel bad for BABA BOOEY'S son. The Howard Stern when we were in college was much cooler. That Stern would be laughing at this Stern too.

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