You know those viral videos of paint being evenly spread on a tile, leaving you feeling oh so satisfied? That's how it feels when a leftist narrative is destroyed. By leftists themselves (see CANNIBALISM: Leftists Attack Liberal Darling Chloe Moretz for ‘Fat Shaming’ and CANNIBALISM: Leftist Protesters Turn on DNC Chair. He Responds Hilariously…).

HuffPo tried to tell the world that women need better abortions by releasing an unfortunate and damning study showing abortions are extremely unsafe.

More than 55 million abortions take place worldwide every year, and nearly half of those ― a whopping 25.5 million abortions annually ― are unsafe, according to a new study released Wednesday.

The research offers evidence that women around the world continue to have abortions even when they live in areas where trained providers are scant and where the procedure is illegal.

“Making abortion safe is incredibly simple,” study author Dr. Bela Ganatra, a researcher with the World Health Organization (WHO), told HuffPost. “It can be integrated into basic health care. It’s not a high-resource intervention ... it’s not rocket science.”

I suppose this is the part where the researcher suggests that socialism is the answer to everything. Forcing the world's citizens to pay for murder. Great stuff. But the researchers never actually say socialism is great. The implication is everything.

Indeed, complications from in-clinic and medication abortions (when done following the correct procedures and under the guidance of a trained individual) are extremely rare.

Rare = Common. Many clinics have dirty and dangerous conditions. Which conveniently match the souls of the abortion doctors.

Ganatra said that she hopes researchers will do a better job studying how women actually have abortions around the world, which is difficult because it tends to be stigmatized and because so many abortions happen outside of health systems.

Maybe there's a stigma around the issue because humans were born with an innate desire NOT to kill their offspring. These are just guesses, of course. What with the unborn child being an unborn child.

But if you're here and you've read this far, you already knew an unborn child is an unborn child. But what you didn't think possible was the left admitting the "legal, safe and rare" meme was a sack of lies rivaling some of Obama's greatest hits. If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor comes to mind.

No, murder isn't safe. Let's pretend that every single abortion from now until whenever, is performed in lint-free, spotless room guarded by the CDC. And Amy Schumer telling jokes. For good measure. The procedure still involves dismembering a child and extracting it from her mother's womb. It's murder. Always and forever. Abortion has a 50% mortality rate (at least) every single time. Two people go into the room, and only one walks out.

Good luck making it "safer."

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