Despite leftists' protestations comprising of boo-hoo tear shedding, there's been a delectable increase in criminal illegal immigrant deportations (see U.S. Deports Illegal Gang Members Back To El Salvador and ICE Arrests 1300 Gang Members, Begins Deportations). Hey, what if you're a "law abiding" "undocumented" immigrant? According to acting ICE Director Thomas Homan, he's coming for you...

“If you’re in this country illegally and you committed a crime by entering this country, you should be uncomfortable. You should look over your shoulder, and you need to be worried.”

“Most of the criminal aliens we find in the interior of the United States, they entered as a non-criminal. If we wait for them to violate yet another law against a citizen of this country, then it’s too late. We shouldn’t wait for them to become a criminal.”

Yo ICE, go get 'em...

Illegal is illegal is illegal is what he's saying. Should gang members and people who are actively committing crimes be prioritized for deportation? Of course. Should illegals who are here illegally and who aren't part of a street-crawling posse also be deported? Yeah, bitches. Should illegals who bake churros for their bad hombre hijos y hijas be sashayed back across the border even though they didn't spray paint a penis on a stop sign? Si! Even if the penis is a transwoman's penis.

Because if you're here ILLEGALLY then you're already a criminal. A "criminal" is someone who's broken a law. No, we're not talking about major speeding or parking tickets. Illegal aliens (I refuse to type "undocumented migrant" for anything other than comedic purpose) invaded a country they were never welcomed into. Yes, invaded. I don't care how awesome they make enchiladas. If someone is here illegally, they broke a law. They're a criminal. Adios, muchacho.

Kudos to ICE Director Homan for enforcing the law with epic flare.

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