Stabby, rapey, arsony, druggy, and stealy immigrants are a pesky thorn in America's fleshy side (see Man Sets Entire Apartment Complex on Fire. Yep, He’s Illegal… and Autistic Woman Kidnapped, Raped for Two Days. Yep, Rapist is Illegal Immigrant…). If theft and rape were Olympic events, illegals would take the gold every year.

Meet Ronald, Captain of the team.

The saga of criminal Ronald Clare Greenland, 54, began when he first sneaked into the US from Jamaica in the 1980s, sources said. He eventually committed crimes from auto theft to arson and even assaulted a cop, spending several stints in prison.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement said it tossed him out of the country in 2009 by putting him on a plane back to Jamaica.

But he somehow stole back into the US and had more run-ins with the law.

I'm going to pause here and make a prediction: he was deported only to slither back across the border.

In 2015, ICE booted him again.

And again, Greenland sneaked back in.

Nailed it. And pro tip: he didn't "sneaked," he "snuck."

Then in November, Westchester cops spotted him allegedly breaking into a car dealership and prying the rims off a car. When officers gave chase, Greenland pulled out a knife and slashed and stabbed Police Officer David Sanchez multiple times in the chest, authorities said.

...Westchester authorities took fresh samples from Greenland when they booked him for the attempted murder of the cop. They ran his DNA through the system — and came up with a slew of hits to local rapes, sources said.

But it was too late.

Because the rapes occurred in the 1990s, when the statute of limitations on such crimes was only five years, authorities say they can’t prosecute him for the crimes.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the American justice system.

The good news is that Mr. Ronald will spend a good deal of time in a concrete box after carving the po-po like a Jack-o-lantern. The bad news is he got off scot-free with his rapey pastime. Funny though, I've yet to see even a hint of outrage from the left.

What makes it even worse is Rapin' Ronny shouldn't have even been here in the first place. He should have been rolling a spliff and playing Bob Marley records in Jamaica. But, thanks to decades of lax border security and deportation policies, Ronaldo was given free reign to rape, steal, and slash.

Stories like this one are becoming more common all the time. Yet, leftists still want to open up the borders and give amnesty to every illegal in the country. Including our habitual line-crossing friend, Ronald.

There may be some illegals who are otherwise okay people. But, all too often, it's rape-happy butt-munches like Ron who sneak across the border. Leftists may call us heartless for not wanting the pleasure of Ron's company. But, there's nothing out of line about us saying "thanks, but no thanks."

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