We've long warned you of the downside of the illegal hombres and their passion for the crimes. You can almost effortlessly find cases of the murder, the rape, and all other types of violence committed by those border-crossing pendejos. Take this case for example. An "undocumented migrant" with an Abe Lincoln beard just got busted for multiple counts of rape. Of a seven-year-old. I wish I were making that up.

Victor Francisco Michel-Lara, 32, is charged with two first-degree felony counts of rape of a child. He's also being held on an additional immigration detainer.

During an interview at the Iron County Children's Justice Center, the alleged victim told investigators in Spanish that Michel-Lara had molested her "many times in the last six months," according to the probable cause statement filed in the 5th District Court Monday.

While Michel-Lara admitted to multiple incidents, he allegedly explained in Spanish to investigators that the assaults unintentionally occurred at least two times while he was applying lotion to her skin, the report said.

Why is he applying lotion to her skin? How do you unintentionally touch a girl's private parts at all? And has he not seen Silence of the Lambs? What a creepfest.

He also allegedly attempted to explain the rape occurred accidentally when they were "rough housing" and jumping around" following a shower twice.

Accidental rapening, eh? I'm curious as to how that happens. I guess they both just happened to be alone and in the nude. Then, the guy slipped on a banana peel and fell on top of her. Happens all the time. Even if that were true, what excuse does this fence-jumping asshat have for all the other occasions?

Oddly enough, none of this is the slightest bit shocking. This abominable case is far from the first of its kind. We're always catching illegals dipping their wicks where they don't belong. The same way we're always catching them on a side of the border where they don't belong. But, like leftists say. These are all proud, decent immigrants who just want a piece of the American pie for them and their families. They're taxpaying "Americans" after all. Anyone who dares questions this message is a racist.

This is the reason for walls and immigration laws. If you just throw the border gates open and welcome everyone in, you're bound to get riffraff. When leftists grant amnesty and establish sanctuary cities, they're only giving these illegal immigrant dinguses free reign to rape, rob, and kill our hombres and chicas. Despite what leftists will tell you, there's nothing wrong with exercising a little discretion.

While we're on the subject...

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