We seem to have no shortage of illegal immigrants in this country. Despite foreign meatheads like J.K. Rowling who are "terrified" of Donald Trump, for Americans, Trump's immigration plans aren't frightening at all. Sure, when it comes to Trump there are issues which warrant concern. His complexion is a lovely shade of jaundice this time of year. But we have more pressing matters to worry about - like getting stabbed by illegal immigrants. A legitimate fear, considering how often illegals get their stab on (see MARYLAND: Illegal Immigrants Stabs Teenager. After Being Deported Twice...).

Take this bad hombre for example. His crime? Being an illegal immigrant, yes, but also stabbery...

An undocumented immigrant previously deported for felony convictions was arrested as a suspect in a double stabbing and kidnapping, authorities said.

Oscar Hernandez took off with his six-year-old daughter, around 3 a.m., after fatally stabbing [her] mother and wounding another female victim, according to police in Bridgeport, Connecticut.

Police [arrived at] the home, where they found [one victim] dead and the other victim stabbed several times. Hernandez was finally spotted around 11 a.m. by police, who gave chase when he refused to pull over. Hernandez ended up crashing into a tractor-trailer, and the two police vehicles chasing him then crashed into his car. [They] suffered minor injuries.

Suuuuuurprise! He's been deported before. He also has prior crimes in his dear diary, including assault. Now he's back in the country for MOAR assault, this time with his hija pequeña in tow. Family bonding.

This isn't exactly the type of hombre you'd expect to see interviewed by Barbara Walters, or starring in a heartfelt anti-border wall commercial as you nom nachos. No, the Democrats only trot out picture perfect illegals, not ones who thrust and parry with knives. But if you look at numbers, it appears we have quite a surplus of violent illegal turdmongrels,."Undocumented criminals" aren't exactly a fringe group, much to progressive's chagrin. Upstanding "undocumented migrants" are celebrated at the DNC, so best to keep the large criminal element hidden.

Perhaps that's why one hardly hears the words "illegal immigrant" and "criminal" uttered in the same sentence. That CNN even ran this story is an ill-timed Christmas miracle. That is if they believed in Christmas.

Maybe CNN is trying to redeem itself after an embarrassing spanking...

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