Every time we think California can't possibly sink further into left-sanity, they outdo themselves (see California Senate Flips Bird to Taxpayers. Passes Single-Payer Healthcare Bill and Tyrannical California Decrees “High Capacity” Magazines MUST Be Surrendered. Or Else…). Well, now they've aborted logic entirely and gone full retard. Lawmakers just passed a bill allowing ILLEGAL immigrants to practice law in Cali. For realsies...

Illegal immigrants can be licensed to practice law in California under one of eight bills expanding immigrant rights that were signed by Governor Jerry Brown on Saturday.

The California Supreme Court, which finalizes requests of applicants to be licensed as a lawyer in California, is now authorized to approve qualified applicants regardless of their immigration status.

Other new laws prohibit law enforcement officials from detaining immigrants based on federal government instructions except in cases of serious crimes or convictions, and make it illegal for employers to retaliate against workers on the basis of their citizenship.

That's right. Illegal immigrants - people who by their very being here are BREAKING the law - can now lawyerize in the Golden State. You know, suddenly #Calexit isn't sounding so bad...

I highly doubt allowing rampant law-breakers to practice the law will work wonders for the legal system. In fact, a schizophrenic 7-year-old would be more capable of law-doing than a border-jumping illegal buttmunch who can't make sense of a "NO TRESPASSING" sign.

On the other hand, maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way. Maybe illegals are more qualified to do law business than everyone else. After all, as a group, they have a good deal of experience with our legal system (read This Illegal Immigrant Raped a 7-Year-Old Girl. Multiple Times… and Illegal Murders 15-Year-Old Stepdaughter Pregnant With HIS Child. But It Gets Worse…).

This is where submitting to leftists on immigration gets us. Not only can we not deport illegals, they want us to promote them straight to the big time. "These guys have no respect for our laws. Let's have them run the show." This is why we can't have nice things, leftists.

If illegals truly loved the law, they'd immediately mosey on down the the Greyhound station and purchase themselves a bus ticket to home.

But, no worries, we're more than happy to help them find their way...

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