Ask a typical lefty and they'll tell you illegals are a peace-loving choir of angels who've come to the U-S-of-A to "enrich" our culture. They usually leave out the less-than-stellar aspects of illegal immigration. You know, the rapey/murdery parts.

Case in point. The po-po just booked a group of MS-13 pendejos for murdering a couple of teens. Go ahead and take a guess as to their immigration status.

Eleven MS-13 gang members – all of whom are illegal immigrants except one – are facing life in prison after being charged in the kidnappings and deaths of two teens whose bodies were dug up in a Virginia park last year.

The ages of the male gang members charged Friday ranged from 20 to 27. All of them are from El Salvador and only one – who is believed to have fled the country – is not in police custody, according to NBC Washington.

Police uncovered the bodies of 17-year-old Edvin Escobar Mendez and 14-year-old Sergio Arita Triminio at Holmes Run Park in March 2017 after receiving a tip.

Oh look. Another case of trespassers not from around these parts being grade-A asshats. Showing zero regard for the law. Sending kiddos to meet their maker prematurely.

This illegal dickery is the latest in an ever-growing pattern. Obviously, not every illegal hopper of fences is a machete-slinging dickweed. Though, these tales of illegals getting their 1-8-7 on with 'Murican citizens are hardly a statistical anomaly. More like the beginning of a tradition.

Now, just imagine the illegal murder rates if we give whiny leftists their way and open up the border. Scary stuff. With tales like these, the need for a glorious wall is becoming more apparent every day.

In the meantime, deport them all:

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