First Amendment rights include freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and the freedom to run around in a jock strap singing "Gangnam Style." The First Amendment does not, however, apply to scurrying little Mexican aliens. Nor does it constitute the right to murder small humans for free. That's not covered under any amendment. Sorry to disappoint, feminists!

Nonetheless, one teen decided she would skedaddle over the border to abort the consequences of her naughty actions. She has a dream, to make her unborn child dream forever. #DREAMers

Even though the 17-year-old illegal immigrant received a judicial waiver allowing her — a minor — to get an abortion, the officers detaining her refuse to take her to an abortion clinic American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) lawyer, Rochelle Garza, told The Associated Press on Tuesday.

“I feel like they are trying to coerce me to carry my pregnancy to term,” the girl told a federal court earlier in October, explaining that she was taken to a crisis pregnancy center instead of an abortion clinic.

The ACLU’s original lawsuit posited that the HHS violated the First Amendment by refusing the girl an abortion. Texas’ state attorney doesn’t quite see it the same way.

This is a far-reaching argument even for the left. Farther than the distance I maintain from Hillary at all times.

Illegal immigrants do not have a constitutional right to abortion, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton said in a statement on Tuesday. Ruling in the girl’s favor “will create a right to abortion for anyone on earth who enters the U.S. illegally,” Paxton said. “And with that right, countless others undoubtedly would follow. Texas must not become a sanctuary state for abortions,” he added.

Texas Attorney General = 1

Random illegal teen = 0

Of course the case is still undecided. Despite the left saying they love all illegal lads and lasses, they want to kill the smallest of illegal munchkins. Makes sense.

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