A Canadian Instagram model who goes by the name "Mary Magdalene" has to have a size 38J, 5,000cc breast implant removed after it popped. If this isn't a prime example of a first-world, entirely self-inflicted problem, I don't know what is.

Due to her burst breast, she is now left with an 11-pound "uni-boob" and sagging, tattooed skin. She has since decided to have both implants removed and go back to her natural look. Well, at least in the boob department. She has dropped six figures on various plastic surgeries, so her au-natural look is in the past.

It's unclear at this time what exactly caused the implant to pop. My guess would be its inconceivably massive girth. But I don't know.

I regret to inform you there's more to this story. Mary Magdalene has gotten in trouble for her bodacious breasts in the past. Last June, she got kicked off a flight from Canada to Dallas because her 22-pound jugs were "too explicit."

She wrote about the ordeal on her Instagram stories, saying, "Onviously this is why whe kicked me off cuz I loom too ecplicot bit that's not legal so she had to say it because I was sleeping snd vouldn't hear her girl bye all her dtaff os on my side ur gettinv sued ewhore!!!"

I took the liberty of not correcting any of her typos, because authenticity. You're welcome.

It's unclear if Mary has since sued for getting kicked off the plane. But in another post, she alleged she was discriminated against: "I do not get how some people are saying it's ok that I would get kicked off for what I'm wearing [...] Discrimination of any kind is not a nice feeling for anyone. If a small-chested girl wore the exact same thing, they would not say anything."

Well, yes, because a small-chested girl would not have to buy another plane ticket for her aforementioned small chest. Slight difference.