Not judging your choice of dwelling, but if you've crawled under a rock to avoid the zombie apocalypse, Susan Rice has found herself in yet another scandal. Spoiler alert: she's still lying everywhere she trots. Actual lying. That's not a slut-shaming joke (see Susan Rice Denies 'Unmasking' Trump Allegations. Except She's a Proven Liar.). More unflattering details about Susan and the rest of the Obama administration have reached the airwaves. All that intel Susan and the gang gathered reeked of a creepy stalker. Guard your bunnies.

The intelligence reports at the center of the Susan Rice unmasking controversy were detailed, and almost resembled a private investigator's file, according to a Republican congressman familiar with the documents.

But it gets worse...

Lawmakers probing the surveillance of key officials in the Trump campaign and administration say the intelligence agencies now nominally under the president's control are stonewalling efforts to get to the bottom of who revealed names and leaked protected information to the press.

The CIA, FBI and National Security Agency - all agencies in position to aid the probe - are not cooperating. "Our requests are simply not being answered," said one House Intelligence committee source about the lack of responsiveness. "Any information that will help find the extent on the unmasking and surveillance is purposely not being provided," said the Senate source.

Sources within the NSA said they are watching the investigation closely, with one telling Fox News, "A number of people saw a lot of very questionable stuff. [The Obama admin was] using national assets and intelligence for politics."

In short, all the information agencies mentioned above are supposed to have access to the answers to the questions being asked here. Or more accurately, the accusations being tossed around. Instead, the NSA, the FBI, and the CIA are refusing to help, despite their reputations being on the line. NSA. FBI. CIA. So much government power. So few testicles.

These allegations point toward a level of corruption we saw glimpses of in the Hillary campaign (see CORRUPT: Judge Rules to Keep Hillary Emails Hidden From Voters Until AFTER Election Day and FBI, DOJ Wanted to Investigate Hillary. Comey and Lynch Intervened...). Instead of voting for more corruption, Americans opted not to sit her dusty posterior in the Oval Office. And yet, these agencies are still acting rather corrupt. Ask us again why Americans distrust their government. We'll have an alphabet of answers.

Of course, we're still waiting on more information to roll in regarding the extent of the Obama admin's corruption. Information which likely won't come from the NSA, CIA or FBI, mind you. Thanks for all that you do, feds.

We'll keep you updated on long road ahead. Hold onto your butts...

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