Everything is terrible all the time lately. The coronavirus is still a thing. Unemployment has skyrocketed. But I think we can all agree that worse than all of that is the wrongful and unjust imprisonment of Joe Exotic. Even OJ Simpson agrees that the wrong Tiger King star is in jail right now. There's only one way to fix this tragedy. There's only one man who is smart enough, handsome enough, and well hung enough to fix this injustice. President Donald Trump needs to grant Joe Exotic a full pardon.

Thankfully, if his recent appearance on The Jim & Sam Show is any clue, Donald Trump Jr. is going to stand with the American people and take up this cause!

Maybe not right now, but I can generally be for this just for the meme. And just for frankly watching the media reaction to this thing. It would be pretty amazing to ultimately see that.

Now, I don’t even know exactly what he was charged with. … I watched the show, but it's like, I don’t know exactly what he was guilty of or wasn’t. It doesn’t seem like he was totally innocent of anything. But when they’re saying, "We’re putting this guy away for 30 years," I’m saying that seems sort of aggressive.

"Do it just for the meme." We have our cause. We have our champion. Now we have our slogan. Hey hey. Ho Ho. Just do it for the meme and free Joe. Of course, all of our tongues are firmly embedded in our cheeks here. I just didn't have the strength to write another blog post about the pandemic.

EXIT QUESTION: How much do you wanna bet that bitch Carole Baskin voted for Hillary Clinton?

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