For David Hogg's next derp, he's going to get people to boycott Publix. Everone's favorite store in Florida. For serious. Go tweet someone you know in Florida and keep reading while you wait for a response.

Chinless has proved he don't know much about history with his black arm bad Nazi look. But he really should have copied off valedictorian-contender Kyle Kashuv's homework when it came to critical thinking. Here's Hoggy's equation:

Publix supports Adam Putnam for governor + Adam Putnam supports the NRA = Publix obviously supports the NRA. The store must pay for its thought crime.

Showing that he's completely run out of ideas, Hoggerman is organizing a die-in.

It's a shame you can't major in failed boycotts. David Hogg would be the biggest beta man on campus (see Laura Ingraham’s Ratings Shoot Up Despite Leftist Boycott Another David Hogg Fail: People DON’T Boycott Blackrock and Vanguard). Seriously Junior. Boycotting PUBLIX in Florida? Now on sale:

Let's hear from some Floridians.

The way Hogg boycotts usually work, the company will wind up opening five new stores.

Worst thing ever would be if Hogg boycotted Daily Wire tumblers. The world would be full of the asbestos-laden tiny toilets. Long before afternoon snacks of cookies and Tide pods. My God the madness.

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