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Last week, the non-binary Creep Who Will Not Be Named, Jeffrey Marsh, gleefully declared that J.K. Rowling could lose the rights to Harry Potter.

Of course, he was ill-informed.

The report came from an insider who claimed Warner Bros., the company that holds film and television rights for Harry Potter, was interested in buying Rowling out of the franchise.

One thing missing from this story, you may have noticed, is J.K. Rowling herself. Why would Rowling, who anecdotally went from abject poverty to multi-millionaire thanks to her story about a boy wizard, want to hand over her intellectual property?

Rowling is a critic of the transgender agenda and transgender infringement on women’s spaces. In response to her criticism, Warner Bros. released a limp-wristed statement about diversity and inclusion but didn’t take a very strong stance against their cash cow. No wonder. The Harry Potter series alone has grossed over $5.6 billion. This doesn’t include the Fantastic Beasts franchise, merchandising, theme parks, and video games, including the 2023 release, Hogwarts: Legacy.

Harry Potter likely won’t be leaving Rowling’s hands any time soon, and J.K. is racking up wins when she’s not even trying. The transgender activist community thought they could own Rowling with a new play called “TERF” (which, as we all know, stands for trans exclusionary radical feminist.)

Ignoring the fact that a community thinks a play is some kind of scathing takedown, 100 actresses have passed on the female roles. The producers have promised good pay and a well-written script (source: trust me, bro), but no female actresses have taken the bait.

They could always have men play the female roles because...isn’t men taking women’s roles kind of the point?

All this comes shortly after trans activists hoped a newly-minted hate crime law in Scotland could put an end to Rowling spitting truth.

Alas. The police have said that Rowling’s posts do not qualify as criminal under the new law.

All seems well and good in the Wizarding World of J.K. Rowling. As for the trans community... they’ll keep screeching like freshly yanked mandrake roots.

Just keep your earmuffs on.

It’s a Harry Potter reference. Get it?

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Kate works in production at LwC. She is an author. When she isn’t writing...who are we kidding? She’s always writing. You can find her here on X.

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