You had to know this was coming. Our favorite rouser of rabble James O'Keefe tracking down TikTok ingénue Dylan Mulvaney. Dylan, as you know, caused a BREWhaha (folks, these are the jokes) this month announcing a brand ambassadorship with Bud Light. Turns out, Bud Light drinkers? Not fans.

Let's see what James and Dylan have to say.

I'll be honest, I don't love it. It's like the paparazzi stuff the Daily Mail and the New York Post are doing, which is just weird. I would have gone in a different direction with this video.

Nothing but respect for O'Keefe. He's got his new media company OMG Media, and they released a shocking video about men who claim to be women in a women's prison. Where the female inmates are being raped by the men claiming to be women.

But you can't just go assuming that because Dylan is trans Dylan would have an opinion about trans prison rape. That's not inclusion. That's not equity. If you are going to corner Dylan, you have to ask Dylan about things Dylancentric. Like out of all the women he could decide to be, why did she choose a vapid, basic, insulting parody of a woman? The kind who would be the alpha in the local mommy Facebook group if biologically able to be a mommy. One who only cares about clothes, adultery, and tampons they have no use for.

If anything, O'Keefe lucked out. Being a natural performer, Dylan knew how to act weak and helpless. Had Dylan been born a girl, they would have the ability to cry on demand. Men who were born men only cry when their dad or dog dies, when their favorite team wins the Super Bowl (Go Bills), or at the end of Warrior where Brendan Conlon says "I'm sorry Tommy."

Had Dylan been able to fake a few tears, O'Keefe would have look like a big meanie and that would have been the story. That, and clickbait articles cherry-picking a handful of "conservatives" criticizing James, complaining we are spending so much bandwidth on Dylan, and derpity derpy derp derp.

P.S. The women's prison rape story is messed up. Cheers to OMG Media for exposing it.

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