JD Vance sat down for kibitz with Vince Coglianese on Thursday, heard exclusively on RumbleLive. All of the media attention is focused on our Vice President, implying that Kamala Harris fancies the sauce. However, the moment in the interview where Vance commented on the JD Vance memes crystallized why he's our most valuable resource and needs to be protected at all costs.

This is the clip everyone else is talking about. When asked about the biggest difference between Vice President Vance and Vice President Harris, the best decision Donald Trump ever made said it was the lack of alcohol he consumes before meeting with the President.

Side note: We need to have a national conversation about how vodka isn't a drink. It's something you put into drinks. You drink bourbon. You do shots of tequila. Vodka is something you pour into juice. Okay? Okay.

We're all focusing on JD calling Kamala a sloppy drunk because a) it's hilarious, and b) we've all heard her attempt to speak in public. There is another moment in the interview that isn't getting enough attention that is much more important than mocking Harris's affection for (allegedly) getting whatever the POC version of white girl wasted is.

JD commented on his favorite of the JD Vance memes.

The Vice President of the United States is a Van Halen fan confirmed.

Let me be clear. I am the one who first combined JD Vance with the greatest rock n' roll band to perform in all of the United States of the Americas when I named my fantasy football team JD Vance Halen. Unlike the first half of that name, I only came in second place last year.

Also, apparently, JD will be seen as the Van Halen president for all the 51-50 votes he'll be making. There's always one more. The Democrat Senate is never satisfied.

This is the part where journalismers attempt to get a comment from the band so that they can do a journalism and create "Van Halen denounces JD Vance" content. I can see where Alex and Wolfgang Van Halen wouldn't be thrilled with the comparison, but I can also see where Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony would be cool with it. That would leave David Lee Roth to be the tie-breaking vote, not unlike JD Vance in the Senate.

Our Vice President rocks is what I'm getting at.

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