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It is July Nineth on this, the two-thousandth and twenty-fourth year of our Lord, and Joe Biden is still running for president. I maintain that we're gonna wake up on July 19th to news he is stepping down, but as of me smashing the buttons on the keyboards right now, he is still pretending. Though while he is home calling people he needs to convince that he is still alive, his caregiver, Jill Biden, has been campaigning for him. To Jill's surprise, the media is doing this weird thing that is usually only reserved for Republican candidates. They are asking questions. Jill doesn't like that.

Dr. Biden, the Biden who is NOT running for president, is on the campaign trail making sure you know that SHE -- she means HE -- is still running for reelection.

The legions of Bidenmaniacs are relieved.

Not relieved are the media. They have been looking the other way, carrying water, and/or LYING on behalf of the Bidens for years. Just one week before Joe's debate performance, they were claiming videos similar to Joe's debate performance we "cheap fakes." Now that they have been exposed, the media needs to save face until it's time to look the other way, carry water, and/or lie for Kamala.

Dr. Jill is not happy about these new developments.

Dr. Jill pines for a similar time when her elder abuse was reported in the press to be nothing more than right-wing misinformation. 'Cause this shit has been going on for the entirety of Joe's presidency.

Jill Biden Tries Saving a Confused Joe Biden from Embarrassing Himself, But Fails

Watch: Jill Biden Tries Saving Joe Biden From Abortion Question, Doesn't Quite Make It in Time

Twitter User Collects Amazing AP Photos of Jill Scolding Joe Biden, Joe Looking Like He Just Got Punished

Joe Biden Wanders Off While His Wife's Speaking for Reasons Only Known to Joe Biden

Watch: Joe Biden wanders around outside confused AGAIN, forgets he took a photo with his caregiver Jill

Back at the White House, Joe Biden's big event today is a speech on NATO's 75th anniversary to kick off the annual NATO summit. That's right—we have a few days of Joe interacting with world leaders to look forward to.

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