Jill Stein is a lot of things, like a Harrison Ford hair double. But more importantly, she's a two-time loser. See, Stein has been trying to stall the election process and challenge Donald Trump's legitimacy as President-Elect. Mostly through recounts and unverified accusations. Because hunches. Jill has them all over her back. The woman's got bad posture, okay? Moving on. Stein's latest attempt at a recount in Pennsylvania resulted in an epic smackdown. Courtesy of Judge Paul S. Diamond:

Green Party Presidential candidate Jill Stein had filed an emergency order in Pennsylvania federal court, seeking an order for the state to hold a recount of the votes in last month’s Presidential election. On Monday, Judge Paul S. Diamond denied Stein’s request in blistering fashion.

In his order, Judge Diamond shredded Stein’s reasons for why a recount is necessary, saying that her request was “later than last minute,” and that her suspicion that the election in Pennsylvania was hacked “borders on the irrational.” The judge ruled that Stein did not provide any evidence of hacking, only “spectral fears that machines were hacked or votes miscounted.” Not only that, because Stein received less than one percent of the votes, she couldn’t possibly benefit personally from a recount, so the judge said she doesn’t not even have standing to bring her claim.

That was a burn. Major ouchies in Jill's general direction.

Still, the judge let Stein off a little too easy. When it comes to grilling, maybe he likes medium-rare over well-done. It seems this recount has little to do with concern for democracy. Methinks it has more to do with making a pretty penny. Stein's name has been in the news now more than ever before thanks to her scam.

During the election, she was more obscure than a hipster's vinyl collection. Highly suspect. Even Stein's own running mate thinks she's a complete ding dong for pushing this false narrative.

Jill Stein stands to gain many a donation from this. It could even be one of the great scams of the century. Hillary Clinton's "foundation" is still first in the running, though. Speaking of that pantsuited she-beast, Hillary has thrown her support behind this scam as a last ditch effort against Trump. Because respecting the democratic process? Meh. That was campaign talk.

The upside to all this? We get to see Jill Stein embarrass herself (read Chris Wallace Absolutely Roasts Jill Stein on Her Recount Scam). The election is over, Gams. Time to head home for some Bingo and a new hair stylist.

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