Here lies Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura Pet Walker, the kind who forgets his doggie doodie bag and needs to scoop the poop with the same hands which used to accept fat checks. Sad! Jim's latest cry for help is a "painting" with a tweet comment comparing Cocaine Mitch to terrorist Osama Bin Laden. I have thoughts, you have thoughts. Jim hasn't thoughts. Before we share that which Jim cannot, let's examine the piece:

It's all fun and games until Hollywood stops paying you twenty million a film. After you've given your funny face to the Hollywood elite, even surrendering your funny for drama, only for the jobs to stop coming in, one is left a husk of a star, relegated to the darkest corners of Twitter. Forced to make art more akin to the finger doodles of special ed students who paint between bouts of glue sniffing.

Not only is the art bad, it's not even accurate.

For starters, the only people Mitch McConnell has killed or orchestrated the murder of are possibly the stick figure representations on the mini-vans of mommy martyrs. In fairness, I think those little effers should go too. But how nice of you suburban moms to advertise how many people's laundry you do and now demand praise for it.

Osama Bin Laden orchestrated terrorist attacks against Americans for the crime of being American. Mitch McConnell's voice doesn't match his face. Fugly as it is. But he's not responsible for anyone's death. Not even the death of Jim Carrey's career.

I figure Jimothy here is pulling these gun numbers and terrorist-to-elected-politician comparisons from the same place he draws his artistic inspiration. Somewhere rectal, methinks.

Most gun-related deaths in America are actually suicides. I'm not sure of any suicide note which said "It was McConnell's fault." I'm also not convinced homicide related deaths are Mitch's fault either. But if there are any homicide detectives out there who think the killer's motive is "That Mitch McConnel dingus" then please correct me.

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