Former actor and professional Twitter user Jim Carrey announced he's leaving Twitter. Which I guess just makes him... unemployed? The last performance of his that stands out is the one where he virtue signaled about guns after playing a character in Kick-Ass 2 that killed a lot of people with guns. Now he's leaving Twitter, and while he didn't say his specific reason, we can guess.

If you read the terms of service of your Twitter account, it states you are unable to leave Twitter without announcing to the world you are leaving Twitter. You just can't, like, you know, stop using Twitter. You have to declare you're leaving Twitter ON Twitter and hope you trend for it on Twitter. Jim Carrey is trending right now for announcing his departure with a creepy cartoon of a lighthouse keeper. It wouldn't be Jim Carrey if there wasn't overacting involved.

Maybe the "treacherous night" is Elon allowing opposing viewpoints on Twitter. I know how much progressives hate that. And the lighthouse keepers are the brave celebrities who are either boycotting Twitter or announcing they are remaining to, quote, "fight."

I don't know what the f*ck this is supposed to be:

Friends, you may find yourself standing at a crossroads in life. You have two options between two Canadian-born American Icons to emulate. You can be Jim Carrey. Or you can be William Shatner. Be Shatner. He announced he's staying on Twitter, if for no other reason than to make fun of people like Jim Carrey making dramatic exits.

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