As a rule of thumb, I temper my gloating after an election somewhat. Elections can easily go either way, and emotions run high after a loss. There are people in my real life who I love who voted differently than me and who aren't nursing a celebratory hangover right now. Unfortunately, many of them fell victim to misinformation, whether about Project 2025, fascism, or things they were told Trump said that he didn't really say. I'll allow them time to grieve in peace.

But that's only people I know IRL. People like Jimmy Kimmel can choke on a bag of dicks. Because my dude... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make this country great, for health care, for our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice, for free speech...

Here's what cracks me up about unhinged rants like this: Jimmy is hardly alone with this typical elitist progressive reaction. He's just the funniest to watch cry tears of soy. This wasn't a close Election result. This wasn't a 270-268 electoral win where Trump lost the popular vote. It was a slaughter where people turned out to vote for Trump and AGAINST Jimmy's radical ideology in MASSIVE numbers.

Women voted for Trump. Children, or younger voters, voted for Trump. Hardworking immigrants who make this country great voted for Trump. Trump improved in EVERY demographic. He did the best with LATINO voters than any Republican has done in decades.

Trump gained ground in every state outside of two. He saw MASSIVE swings of support in states like California and New York.

My advice to Jimmy Kimmel is this. Try to find other sources of information. The former comedian appears to get the bulk of his news from the emails sent to his publicist from Democrat strategists. Jimmy should try talking to anyone who disagrees with him on any one issue without cameras and his writers for a change. He might learn something.

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