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Culture WarsDecember 17, 2024
Jk Rowling drops an AMAZING A-Team reference mocking wokescolds who believe "women have d*cks"
Due to recent news events, I figured we could all start off the day with a laugh. This tweet cracks me up and further proves that JK Rowling is one of us. Not so much politically, outside our shared belief that men can't be women and that one should not have their lives destroyed for having a belief that men can't be women.
Though, should you find yourself being canceled for opposing allowing boys on the girls' field hockey or volleyball teams, Rowling knows just who to call.
It is with great regret I never thought to write this parody on my own.
In 2019 a crack commando unit was imprisoned for the crime of knowing women don’t have dicks. They immediately escaped their Twitter bans and survive today as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the pic.twitter.com/fwM4gCGJol
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) December 15, 2024
She is, of course, referencing the 80s classic The A-Team. You see, back in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Wanted by the government, they survived as soldiers of fortune. If you had a problem, if no one else could help, and if you could find them....you had a chance of hiring The A-Team.
Doo doo doo-doo, doo doo doo...
Same, and now I can't get it out again.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) December 15, 2024
Some of you youngbloods may be confused, but us old heads remember The A-Team. It was a TV show starring Mr. T (who you Youngblood may also not know) that involved a cool van, car chases, awesome fight scenes, machine guns, and a massive amount of rounds expelled every episode. Though no one ever seemed to get shot. Weird, right?
There was a movie in 2010 starring Liam Neeson and Bradley Cooper that wasn't horrible. Though filmmakers couldn't afford Cooper and Neeson for a sequel.
As it turns out, JK Rowling just makes the cut-off as a GenXer. Hence her appreciation of the classics. Maybe she can take some of those millions she'll be making off of HBO's reboot of Harry Potter and give American the reboot we deserve. Bring back the A-Team!
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