JK Rowling does not. give. a. f*ck. It's funny to think of all those woke nincompoops who self-identified as sects from the Harry Potterverse in their battle against Donald Trump. Who now all hate Rowling due to her insistence as a feminist to defend women's rights. Yes, even though transgenders outrank women on the pound-for-pound most marginalized rankings. But the author's last tweet shut those haters down for good.

Quick backstory. Some bloke named Graham Norton took offense over John Cleese getting an anti-cancel culture show, and proclaimed in unoriginal fashion it's not "cancel culture" as much as it is "consequence culture." You know, where a tiny group of leftists gets you canceled over the "consequences" of having a single opinion they disagree with.

Rowling was amused.

One of her haters was not amused.

This is where Rowling caused mean-girl tears with her most savage roast yet: "I read my most recent royalty cheques and find the pain goes away pretty quickly."

BOOM!

Here's the thing. Most of the drama surrounding JK Rowling exists in one of two places. The first is on the least popular, least used social media app. The second is in the ranting of bloggers who spend too much time on the least popular, least-used social media app. The legions of JK Rowling fans don't care.

Take one hundred JK Rowling fans. I'll bet you ninety-eight out of a hundred don't know there is a small group of loud activists who call her a "transphobe." If you tell them some of her controversial ideas, like how criminals born with penises should not be allowed in a women's prison just because it makes them feel good about themselves, they won't find them controversial. Because there is the real world, and there is Twitter.

JK Rowling's haters live on Twitter. She lives in the real world and uses Twitter to pass the time and amuse herself. That's why she lives a happy life on a pile of money, and her haters have sore fingertips banging away on their keyboards.

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