On Friday, President Joe Biden visited an Allentown coffee shop in an attempt to make him look like a man of the people with a little retail politics. Aides were quickly reminded for the eleventy-fifth time why they should not do such things. For some reason, no one working for Team Biden has grasped the concept of how pictures are worth a thousand words and videos are worth more.

This is not a man who should be allowed to decide when he doesn't want to take a nap, let alone be allowed to decide on a nuclear strike. As a side note, while I'm sure you've heard Allentown is Biden's hometown, what you might not know is that Pennsylvania Democrats have been transitioning into Pennsylvania Republicans in YUGE numbers.

It would not be a public Biden appearance without him making it weird. Though in this case, at least the young lady looks like she could be of legal age. Our President, critics say, tends to prefer them a lot younger.

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We're going on four years in the White House. I'm sure his handlers have given up getting him to stop asking Kamala how Michelle and the girls are. And we know they don't care about the invasion on the border. But they still need to stay focused on the invasion of personal space.

"Did you just say you wanted to slurp from like I'm one of Stanley's cups?"

Biden is left embarrassed and wondering to himself if he can call being told he can't sniff someone's hair as an insurrection against the government. The word gets so loosely used these days.

Nah, just kidding. Joe Biden doesn't know where he is or how all these people got into his room.

This all happened while a reporter interrupted Biden trying to mack it with the blonde girl.

Defense Sec. Lloyd Austin disappeared for a few days as he was hospitalized over a recent prostatectomy due to battling cancer. Prayers up for a speedy recovery. However, for four days, the DEFENSE SECRETARY -- who oversees, among other things, our armed forces -- was indisposed and never thought to tell anyone about it. Least of all, his boss.

Members of Congress, including DEMOCRAT Chris Deluzio of PENNSYLVANIA, have called for Austin to resign.

I'm guessing Rep. Deluzio has noticed the massive voter ID switch in his state.

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