They let Joe Biden leave the White House and do a campaign event again. Or, this could have been a presidential visit? His adoring fans don't show up for either, so it's hard to know the difference. When I say "senior," you say "abuse." SENIOR!

Biden traveled to Santa Clara County to either talk about schlimate change or ensure that Governor Gavin Newsom is NOT running a shadow campaign against him for president. Political observers believe that Newsom, if nothing else, is positioning himself as a candidate should Biden not make it to Iowa "due to health reasons." By "political observers," I mean hi. It's me. I'm the political observers. It's me.

Biden supporters (mostly the people relying on him for a job) swear that the president has never been more intelligible and coherent than he is now. For example, name me one other elected official with the drive and energy to conquer the largest existential crisis this country faces by the year... 2020.

Personally speaking, I would like to know more about businesses suing banks to make sure I'm environmentally...you know, the thing. There is a conspiracy on the right that woke companies, looking to get some of that globalist ESG cash, want to use your bank accounts and the items you buy to control your behavior on behalf of the radical left (aka the mainstream Democrat Party). Here's the president of the United States sounding like he forgot his meeting with Blackrock and Vanguard was super duper double top secret.

And nothing says confidence in the man who has access to the nuclear football than watching him being led by the hand like he's a small child being forced to meet his auntie's friends after church.

WHEN I SAY "SENIOR," YOU SAY "ABUSE." SENIOR!

At what point do Democrats say "enough is enough" and threaten to prosecute Hunter Biden themselves if Joe doesn't drop out of the race? Or at the very least, go back to hiding Joe Biden in the basement and getting a Biden impersonator like they did with Kevin Kline in Dave?

Don't get me wrong. Having Joe Biden as president is great for content. It just sucks for being an American.

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