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President Joe Biden needed a distraction from his second favorite son Hunter getting indicted on gun charges. Unfortunately for the communications team at the White House, they're the ones who will be distracted after his speech at Prince George Community College in Maryland. There's a lot to clean up.

Though in their defense, they tried to preempt having to do so. The President of the United States was told he'd be in big trouble if he took any questions.

Biden hit another hat trick of derp. He told stories that weren't true. No, Joe, you didn't teach political theory at the University of Pennsylvania. They paid you a million dollars, but you never taught a class. It's good work if you could get it and have no self-respect. Amirite?

It wouldn't be a live Joe Biden event if he didn't look old, feeble, and confused at some point.

And there is the old-timey Joe Biden racism. During his speech, he bragged about all he's done for blacks and Latinos. Or as he likes to call them, the people who don't have high school diplomas.

No doubt, the "independent" "fact" checkers are being dispatched to circle the wagons as we speak. Joe Biden can't possibly be racist. One, he's a Democrat and derpity derp Ron DeSantis. Two, he also insulted veterans by calling THEM people who don't have high school diplomas as well. So what he said can't possibly be racist!

The problem there is Biden's alarming pattern of thinking Black Americans of Color can't perform simple tasks without the government's help. Such as:

• Using the internet
• Hiring a lawyer
• Knowing that airlines make you pay more for extra legroom.

However, he tends not to lump Latinos into the same category because, unlike the blacks, the Latinos have diverse opinions. THOSE ARE JOE BIDEN'S WORDS. The anti-Latino rhetoric tends to come from his wife.

You DJ, drop that joint!

President Biden has no events on his public schedule today. He is heading home to Delaware for the weekend to relax.

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