Shout out to guys being dudes! A lot of work goes into the "group costume." Whether it's for a Halloween party or just to go trick or treating, folks will start planning their costume the day after last year's Halloween. These dudebros nailed it! Joe Biden and Biden's Secret Service taking him out for candy.

Of course, they had to keep helping Biden up the stairs. Since walking and gravity are the President's mortal enemies.

Folks, the kids are going to be alright!

I don't know if you know this, but Joe Biden falls down a lot.

Like, a lot, a lot.

Please note that independent fact-checkers have rated the following video as "manipulated media." Biden really fell. But it wasn't because Trump hit him with a golf ball.

Biden's lack of ability to remember to put one foot in front of the other is so bad, the White House hired Taylor Swift's boyfriend to coach him on how to walk. "We were just making sure that [the president] was standing on his feet up there. Telling him high knees when he’s going up the steps. We all gotta get coached up now and then."

What I would like to know, and hopefully there is more footage out there, is how far the dudebros went to commit to the bit. If they walked all over their neighborhood, helping Joe Biden up every step and picking him up when he falls down -- at every house -- that would go down in the trolling Hall of Fame.

I'm not sure if I would chase little kids to sniff them. While true to form for the real Joe Biden, the real Joe Biden has REAL Secret Service protecting him. If a guy in a Joe Biden mask tried sniffing my kid, he and his boys would be beaten with a sack of Skittles.

But I'm sure these dudebros kept it classy. They get 10/10 for content.

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